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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Dig That Groovy Chick: 60s Jargon Disappears

Thursday, March 3, 2011




EXPRESSION, JARGON, SLANG: SINGAPORE 60s CULTURAL SCENE
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"Oh man dig that crazy baby!" We don't use an expression like that anymore do we? A person usually speaks and uses vocabulary within a certain context or cultural surrounding. When that cultural environment disappears, the expression, jargon or slang used within that context disappears too. Below is a list of expressions and questions that are hardly used today.
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1 Please switch off the transistor.
2 How many EPs can you stack on the record player?
3 I like your stylish bee-hive.
4 I go ape with the programs on Rediffusion.
5 Larry Lai's a real, cool dude.
6 Can't put anymore records in the radiogram.
7 Dig the crazy crowd at the National Theatre!
8 Little Richard, he sure likes to ball...
9 Here's a request from pen-pal Elvis Renaldo Sim for Lulu Sandra Ho...
10 I'm dialling my chick's number again.
11 Can I borrow your song book to copy, 'Rock Around The Clock?'
12 Can you do the off-beat with me?
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13 Hey, where're my Beatle boots?
14 Hey, play that new 78 we just bought.
15 New typewriting ribbons to copy lines from 'Peyton Place.'
16 Let's go to the Celestial Room this weekend.
17 Wow! I like your latest beatnik look.
18 Lots of cool cats at the Hotel Prince Garni tea-dance.
19 I like your Elvis sideburns.
20 Get me some fags and a bottle of Coke.
21 This singles costs me a dollar eighty.
22 Hey, Edmundo Ros' live on radio now.
23 My black and white's in the dump.
24 Don't have bread to buy a new color one.
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25 So psychedelic! I love it.
26 Teddy boys crowding the phone booth.
27 I am going steady with Jane.
28 You like some sky juice?
29 Your moon-glasses make you hip.
30 We were making out at Mount Faber.
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These expressions are only a fraction of what 60s vocabulary can offer and with a little imagination and memory the list can go on. But how did it all start? The clues are below:
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Lyrics (mid 50s to early 60s):
1 'Put your glad rags on and join me hon' (Rock Around The Clock)
2 'Sure like to ball, when you hear your mama call' (Good Golly Miss Molly)
3 'A movin' and a groovin' gonna satisfy my soul' (Party)
4 'Three to get ready, now go cat go' (Blue Suede Shoes)
5 'You don't like hot-rod racin', you're so square' (Baby I Don't Care)
6 'I'll be flyin' high, rock on out to the open sky' (Rip It Up)
7 'A honky tonky Joe was standin' at the door' (Party)
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So like words, fashion changes too.
Image 1: A beehive hairdo.
Image 2: A hippie.
Image 3: A fashionable 60s evening gown. Not the Merlion but definitely a Merlady. Swan Records SE 4556 "Off Beat Cha Cha." with The Wedding, Dream, We Meet Again and We Need Each Other. Andy Lim Collection.
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Music Jokes For The Valentine Day Hangover

Monday, February 14, 2011



"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"

What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in

What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ..."

How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.

"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer."

How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.

Which Singapore bands of a feather flock together?

'Thunderbirds' and 'Firebyrds'.

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Listening To Heavy Metal Using Heavy Metal

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

-----OK! HERE'S YOUR BLAST FROM THE PAST! READY?-----

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Old Hit Songs - New Titles For Baby Boomers

Wednesday, July 7, 2010


Image inspired by new title: DENTURE QUEEN - ABBA (Dancing Queen)

Old hits are being revised to accommodate baby boomers. So with apologies to the artistes concerned, the classics with new titles include:
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Bobby Darin - Splish Splash, I Was Having A Flash
Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From 'Depends'
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Male
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba - Denture Queen
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Lesley Gore - It's My Hormones & I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again!
Cliff Richard - The Young Once
*Blogger Originals:
Skeeter Davis - Please Help Me I'm Falling Once Again
The Beatles - Now I'm 64
Bee Gees - I Started To Choke
The Beatles - 8 Days So Weak
Rod Stewart - Maggie's Grey
You have to figure out the pop hit titles yourself. You wanna add to the list? Why not.
With much enthusiasm from: Joe, LL's friend. Thank you.

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Love Is Blue In G minor Not By Claudine Longet

Friday, August 21, 2009

(Image: By Makoto Koji from the film, The Cat Piano. Check it out on the Web below.)

Female singer asks her keyboard player, "I'd like to do Love Is Blue tonight... but can you think of a way to jazz it up, you know... make it a little hot?"

Keyboard player replies, "Sure, we can do the first chorus in G minor, then modulate to G#minor for the second chorus in 5/4 time, then modulate to A minor in 3/4 time for the bridge, then cut off the last 3 bars!"
She purrs, "That might be too complicated to do without a rehearsal!" Keyboard player responds, "Well, that's how you did it last night!"
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