Ask a Korean! Wiki: How to Tease a Korean Woman

Dear Korean,

I'm a white boy dating a fabulous Korean girl. She calls me "Oppa" in a exaggerated whiny voice when she wants to annoy me. I need to get her back... any advice on how to annoy this girl? Nothing seems to work.

White Men Can't Tease Korean Girls


Dear WMCTKG,

Tell her you will call her parents and tell them she is dating a white guy. That'll straighten her up real fast.

Readers, any other ideas? Please be funny, not offensive.

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