At the end of a
previous post, the Korean promised that he would pour down some raging shitstorm upon Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences if
The Departed wins any Oscar. Well,
The Departed won 4, so here is the shitstorm, as promised.
Here is the simple reason why any Academy won by
The Departed is bullshit.
The Departed is based on a Hong Kong movie released in 2002, called
Infernal Affairs. And by "is based on", the Korean means that "plagiarized down to every relevant detail."
But it goes beyond that simple fact. This is really about what the Academy sees its award show as. Once upon a time, American movies ruled the world. They still do to a certain extent, but certainly not to the same degree. Just like other American inventions of baseball and basketball, the world has caught up with America, and fantastic movies are made outside of U.S. every year.
At this point, the Academy had to choose. Will it continue favoring American movies and try to select the best picture among them, or will it open up its doors to foreign films and try to award the true world champion? If the Academy cares about the global reputation of Oscars, the answer is obvious. And by and large, the Academy made the right moves, making this Oscars the most international one ever.
Pan's Labyrinth, a Spanish film, won 3 Oscars, next highest to
The Departed. All these were encouraging signs. But by showering
The Departed with 4 Oscars, including Best Film, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Best Editing, the Academy took two steps back for every step it had taken forward. Instead of awarding the true global best, the Academy coronated its knockoff.
The Korean has no doubt that Martin Scorsese is a great director. In fact, the Korean believes that Scorsese, with
The Aviator, should have won over Clint Eastwood's
Million Dollar Baby in 2005. But even the greatest director is capable of mailing it in, and mailing in Scorsese did.
First, the decision to remake
Infernal Affairs was questionable to begin with. If it were an obscure, small budget movie, or a very old movie, that Scorsese had to go out of his way to discover, then it's understandable. But
Infernal Affairs was none of those things. It was one of the highest grossing Hong Kong movies EVER. EVERYONE in Asia has watched it. The thing that blows the Korean away is the fact that
Infernal Affairs opened in 2002, while
The Departed opened in 2006. Given that it takes several years to make a movie, it means that Scorsese decided to remake
Infernal Affairs as soon as it opened! How can this possibly be?
But the Korean still had hope, going to watch
The Departed. After all, it’s Martin Scorsese, for crying out loud. He’s the guy who made
Goodfellas! Sitting through
The Departed, the Korean desperately hoped for something different to show. And there were a few differences between
Infernal Affairs and
The Departed. (Read on, there are no spoilers.) They were:
1.
Infernal Affairs is set in Hong Kong, while
The Departed is set in Boston.
2. Everyone in
Infernal Affairs is Asian and speaks Cantonese, while everyone
The Departed is white and speaks English (with Boston accents.)
3. The character played by Mark Wahlberg is new, and so is the ending involving him. The last 30 seconds of
The Departed is completely new.
4. The ways Leonardo DiCaprio/Tony Leung character communicates with the police at the deal are different.
5. Jack Nicholson character is a little more fleshed out than Eric Tsang character. (
Infernal Affairs 2 actually fleshes out Eric Tsang character a lot more.) Matt Damon character is also a little more fleshed out than Andy Lau character.
That’s it. Seriously, those are all. Which one of those 5 points screams “major changes”? On the other hand, so many of the major storytelling/stylistic points were directly lifted from
Infernal Affairs to
The Departed. (Okay, now we have spoilers.) Such as:
1. Making the two moles look alike.
2. The way the two moles almost meet, at the theatre.
3. The way the deal was bugged (computer chip replaces drugs.)
4. The way the chief dies.
5. The way there were two moles each in the end, and the way they become known.
6. The usage of glasses and blinds in the police HQ.
7. The setting and camera works on the roof, the movie’s climax.
The Korean can go on, but here is the point:
The Departed is no more than a shameless knockoff of
Infernal Affairs. If Scorsese did not bribe Andy Lau and Alex Mak into making this movie, he would certainly lose the lawsuit for plagiarism.
Now, a question must be asked: Why couldn’t
Infernal Affairs simply open in the theatres of America, and make
The Departed, which would open in mere 4 years later, appear utterly unimaginative?
Answer: Read the differences points 1 and 2 above. The Korean hates playing the race card, but really there cannot be any other explanation.
Infernal Affairs, by all accounts a spectacular movie (reflected by the success of its knockoff,) got robbed BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE WHITE PEOPLE IN IT. The same thing happened with
The Ring and
The Grudge. Only Asian movies that escaped this fate are the martial-arts based ones, i.e. the ilk of
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, because it would be completely ridiculous to have those movies set in ancient Boston and have Chuck Norris flying across the screen.
What drives the Korean completely insane is the thought process behind the decisions to remake Asian movies. “Surely Asians can do some things that white people can’t, but those things cannot possibly include being an undercover cop that tests your inner goodness!!” Never mind that the movie won 23 different awards all over the world, and was wildly successful in cultures and languages that are as radically different as China, Japan, and Korea!
But it's not just about the assumption about Asian movies; it's also about the assumption that American audience is stupid. “There is no way in hell American audience is receptive to the emotions of fear, love, ambition and redemption portrayed by these yellow-skinned, slant-eyed chinks. We had better slap together a cast of white actors and a white director so that they may properly translate to the Americans whatever these chinks are trying to show.”
If you are an American movie lover, you should be insulted.
God, I'm still pissed.
p.s. The best part? When
The Departed won the Best Screenplay and the screen writers (more like translators) walked up toward the stage, the PA system announced "
The Departed was based on a Japanese movie,
Infernal Affairs." That made the Korean jump out of the couch and scream, "IT'S NOT JAPANESE YOU IGNORANT FUCKS!!!"
The Korean has been a little bit harsh on the Japanese, especially with the recent Korea-Japan relation series, but he would like the readers to know that he was pulling for Rinko Kikuchi for Best Supporting Actress. The Korean also likes Japanese movies and cartoons.
The Web swinger is back in the cinemas and so are the throngs of Spiderman Fans, almost 3o Million of them! I too was looking forward to the movie and the trailers I had seen had certainly contributed to my youthful enthusiasm! I had decided that this is not a bootleg watch at home movie (not that I bootleg movies and go home and watch them), but it was one deserving of the big screen money! However, I was not excited to the point where I would bomb rush the Carib 5 the first week much more the first day of the movie, oh no Stunner much more smarter than that. One of my coworkers wasn't so smart and gave in to his anticipation only to be disappointed when he arrived there all gleaming in anticipation only to hear that the movie has been sold out. So I patiently waited until week three of the movie, by that time the movie is still warm and I can get a decent middle row seat, even it I arrive close to the start of the movie.
